If Audrey Hepburn had a potty mouth, she might have written It’s in His Kiss

This makes my day.

BEGUILING HOLLYWOOD

c. 1955: Audrey Hepburn, near Rome, Italy (Photo by Norman Parkinson)

Pouf Honey! Before we begin, I said to the Mister recently that if his current Herr Direktör
didn’t let him go home early, I would go down to the set with a pair of pinking shears with which I’d cut off Little Herr!
What? Too much?! The Mister thought so…after he’d stopped laughing at my
Lucille Ball with Anger Management Issues folderol…

Babies, today at Beguiling I thought we’d do something a little
different and talk about the way of the world, the current economic
situation, this Winter’s horrendous weather conditions, the parlous
state of network television, the United States’ performance at the
Winter Olympics, the perilous political pandemonium on Earth in the
early 21st Century, and the plight of the Panda… Wait, who am I
kidding?! Let’s talk about MEEEEE
— and my novel!

If Paris Hilton had ever read a book, never mind written one…

If Kathy Griffin had…

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